UG Madness was a webcomic about Magic: the Gathering by Jason Eberle that ran from May 2004 to December 2008.
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#001 "Peace, Land, and Cantrips"
#002 "Double Meaning"
#003 "Relentless N00bs"
#004 "Keywords"
#005 "Ironic Humor"
#006 "The Disney Conspiracy"
#007 "N00b Combo"
#008 "Yugi Gets Pissed"
#009 "MODO Revealed"
#010 "Forecast: DOOM"
#011 "Trouble Brewing"
#012 "Rash Decisions"
#013 "Medieval Weaponry"
#014 "Defying Comprehension"
#015 "Warcry"
#016 "Conclusions"
#017 "Urza's Dawn"
#018 "Toadfolk"
#019 "Everyone Gets It"
#020 "Dropping the Bomb"
#021 "Don't Be That Guy"
#022 "Friday Night Manure"
#023 "Microsoft: The Gathering"
#024 "Insult to Injury"
#025 "Barbed Wire Hurts"
#026 "Backsass"
#027 "Yoink!"
#028 "Decisions, Decisions..."
#029 "Savior?"
#030 "Shiny Foil..."
#031 "Random Act of Hate"
#032 "Dartboard of Design"
#033 "Arbitrarily Large Sum of Money"
#034 "So a Kami Walks Into a Bar..."
#035 "Our Readerbase Sucks"
Filler Sketches
Filler Sketches
#036 "Drastic Measures"
#037 "Greatest Counterspell Ever"
#038 "Subtype Fever"
#039 "Free Mammal With Purchase!"
#040 "Vanilla, the Herculean"
#041 "Awkward Silence"
#042 "Also Awkward Silence"
#043 "Takara, For Example"
#044 "He's Baaack..."
#045 "Is This Theft?"
#046 "Sins to be Reckoned For"
#047 "Strike Two"
#048 "Yea, We Know"
#49 "Yu-Gi-Oh Hair"
#050 "Pouncing Jaguar"
#051 "Go Sox!"
Filler Sketch
#052 "Pig Pen"
#053 "2004 Garfies, part 1
#054 "2004 Garfies, part 2"
#055 "2004 Garfies, part 3"
#56 "Got Tog?"
#057 "He Only Speaks One Language"
#058 "Ch- Ch- Ch- Chia!"
#059 "Ninjaphant"
#060 "Meta Meta Game"
#061 "Got Pharrot?"
#062 "Chicken of the Sea"
#063 "Fecaligraphy"
#064 "Pain Like No Other"
FILLER (sorta)
#065 "Bearing a Greasy Sponge"
#066 "Vaclav is a Cool Name"
#067 "Sorry, Maro"
#068 "Bugles are Party Food"
#069 "A Respectable Hobby"
#070 "I Can't Believe It's Not Mongrel!"
#071 "He is Watching You
All the Time
"
#072 "It's Really Gross"
#073 "The Dark Master Needs to Grow Up"
#074 "Of Mouths and Men"
#075 "A Father's Duty"
#076 "Hehe. It Was Pretty Good."
#077 "He's Already Walking Again"
#078 Guest Comic: "Lenny & Felix"
#079 "Hooch of the Cards"
#080 "Ravnica: Rejected Concepts"
#081 "Neese is the Plural of Noose"
#082 "Experts Say Molting is Painful"
#083 "It Was Only a Hobo"
#084 "Hmm. Yes, Indeed."
#085 "That Dastardly Tidwell"
#086 "They're Just So Helpless"
#087 "Horror!"
#088 "Those Are Keys To the Baby"
#089 "Yes. Profusely."
#090 "Hot, Soapy Water. Or Ninjas."
#091 "But Wait- There's More!"
#092 "Vitruvian Gamer"
#093 "Lateral Recycling"
#094 "Shiv and Dragon"
#095 "You Moniker This Crap 3"
#096 "Actually, Death Prefers to Jog"
#097 "No Pun Intended"
#098 "With a Steak Knife"
#099 "Not Trash- Booty!"
#100 "No Less Than Fifteen Panels"
#101 "The Feast - Cover"
#102 "The Feast - Page 1"
#103 "The Feast - Page 2"
#104 "The Feast - Page 3"
#105 "The Feast - Page 4"
#106 "The Feast - Page 5"
#107 "The Feast - Page 6"
#108 "The Feast - Page 7"
#109 "The Feast - Page 8"
#110 "The Feast - Page 9"
#111 "The Feast - Page 10"
#112 "The Feast - Page 11"
#113 "The Feast - Page 12"
#114 "The Feast - Page 13"
#115 "The Feast - Page 14"
#116 "The Feast - Page 15"
#117 "The Feast - Page 16"
#118 "The Feast - Page 17"
#119 "The Feast - Page 18"
#120 "The Feast - End"
#121 "You Should See His Blue Shirt"
#122 "Because You Need Spacesuits"
#123 "He's Just Enthusiastic"
#124 "OMG! BFFL!"
#125 "Just Like In Real Sports!"
#126 "Steve, the Human Ipecac"
#127 Guest Comic - "Fingers"
#128 "Curiosity Killed the Noob"
#129 "Burning My Apartment Too, Eh?"
#130 "Should've Bought the Warranty"
#131 "THOMAS NEED SHAVE!"
#132 Guest Comic: "Box Ninja"
#133 "Worse Than Chmbawamba"
#134 "His Sudsy Wisdom"
#135 "Red Has Mudhole, Too"
#136 "Dark, Nunnish Fantasies"
#137 "W Can Be Tricky"
#138 "Zvi-ce Cream"
#139 "Le Critique"
#140 "And Just As Messy"
#141 "Like An Evil Boo-Boo Of The Soul"
#142 "Enter Permission Sam"
#143 "Tabasco Sauce Has Haste"
#144 "Those Bastards"
#145 "Three Solid Tons of Gold"
#146 "Novels By J. Robert King"
#147 "On The World Stage"
#148 "Earn Your BS Today!"
#149 "Old People Are Grumpy"
#150 "Lands = Tech"
#151 "Extended Metaphor"
#152 "Can You Giftwrap An Arm?"
CHRISTMAS FILLER!
#153 "The Proper Term Is Germi"
#154 "The Father Saga, Part I"
#155 "The Father Saga, Part II"
#156 "The Father Saga, Part III"
#157 "The Father Saga, Part IV"
#158 "The Father Saga, Part V"
#159 "He's An Ivy-League Grad"
#160 "The Real World: Ravnica"
#161 "Not Tall Enough For Disneyland"
#162 "Quarterfinals Highlights"
#163 "Villainous Monologue"
#164 "Bitchin' Wheels"
#165 "2005 Garfies, Part 1"
#166 "2005 Garfies, Part 2"
#167 "2005 Garfies, Part 3"
#168 "2005 Garfies, Part 4"
#169 "A Dozen People Scarred For Life"
#170 "An Elaborate Cop-Out"
#171 "Fiestas Usually Imply Fun"
#172 "How Did You Get This Number?"
#173 "Beg, Borrow, And Deal"
#174 "Is That A Morphed Swamp?"
#175 "It's Actually A Thumb"
#176 "Legions Fit On Exactly
Zero
"
#177 "Interview With An Asshole"
#178 "
That's
A Burn"
#179 "The Shipping Isn't Free, Either"
#180 "The Other Half He Forgets Paper"
#181 "In Memorium"
#182 "One Who Hobbles Gob"
#183 "Choose Target Mime..."
#184 "Rock Lobbyster"
#185 "Incredible Skills of Observation"
#186 "He Heard By Talking To Himself"
#187 "Another Happy Ending"
#188 "More Intro Means Less Boring Talk"
#189 "Pride Is Lionkind's Downfall"
#190 "Panel By Panel, Top To Bottom"
#191 "Dance The Crossbow Macarena"
#192 "Syrup Is Of Vital Importance"
#193 "Cultural Differences"
#194 "Temper, Temper"
#195 "The Throw-down: Dom vs. Erin"
#196 "Do Mine Eyes Deceive Me?"
#197 "PS: You Forgot It Has Fear, Too"
#198 "Yetis Also Express Enthusiasm"
#199 "A Tale Of Combustion & Rejection"
#200 "That's Deep Shit, Man"
#201 "It's Really Cold Electricity"
#202 "They Seem Disoriented"
#203 "Always Lock Your Doors"
#204 "Stevie Nicks Should Be Outraged"
#205 "Super-Important Sarcasm"
#206 "Phantatog's Fifteen Minutes"
#207 "Sans Glitter and Pipecleaners"
#208 "Sittin' In A Tree"
#209 Guest Comic - "Fingers II"
#210 Guest Comic - "Tsabo's Webcomic"
#211 Guest Comic - "FANBOY'S REALM OF MADNESS!"
#212 Guest Comic - "Arcbound Ravaging"
#213 Guest Comic - "28 Days Later"
#214 "Caught RED and GREEN Handed"
#215 "Wasting Age on the Young"
#216 "Potty Training was Also Difficult"
#217 "Therein Lies the Problem"
#218 "Fist of Krosa, Indeed"
#219 "He Failed to Mention the Crossbow"
#220 "Refer to Figure 8B"
#221 "The Chase Rares Chase
You
"
#222 "Complete with Instant Replay"
#223 "Apologies to Mr. Rigby"
#224 "Vile Slander"
#225 "They'll Understand"
#226 "With the Other 3 Guys Over 7"
#227 "With Conviction, Nonetheless"
#228 "More Like SHATinum Angel"
#229 "Purple BONUS!"
#230 "Out of First and Into Coach"
#231 "Double Spaced, Size 10"
#232 "The Swords Will Be of Little Use"
#233 "Speaking of Travel-Sized..."
#234 "A More Realistic Sign"
#235 "Maro's Guide to Nostalgia in TS"
#236 "Why Bother With The Doorbell?"
#237 "That's It- I'm Playing Yu-Gi-Oh"
#238 "Weak Like the Bones of My Ancestors"
#239 "Plan B Involves Drooling"
#240 "Hunted Wumpus Hunts
You
"
#241 "When in Doubt, Ask a Hobo"
#242 "Today on Good Morning America..."
#243 "The Paradox of Geek"
#244 "Oh Snap, He's Right!"
#245 "Accountability? What's That?"
#246 "Printing Those is Illegal"
#247 "Hell's Watercooler"
#248 "Also Street Savvy"
#249 "UGM Presents: 3 Step Mise"
#250 "See, the Article is Really Long..."
#251 "Police Suspect Foul Play"
#252 "Capitalism At Its Best"
CoP: Out
#253 "Introducing Blueberrytog"
#254 "This is Called Satire"
#255 "And Possibly a Creature. Maybe."
#256 "The Stack: A Better Metaphor"
#257 "The Number is on Speed Dial"
#258 "The Pain of Rejection"
#259 "Bottled Laughter, Not Children"
#260 "He's Building a Stuffed Army"
#261 "100% Accurate Vampire Test"
#262 "Primary Distraction"
#263 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 1"
#264 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 2"
#265 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 3"
#266 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 4"
#267 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 5"
#268 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 6"
#269 "The Night Before Christmas, Page 7"
#270 "He's About To Lose That Ice Cream"
#271 "Much to Dom's Chagrin"
#272 "The Lost Planar Chaos Ads"
#273 "Did I say $30? I Meant
$35
..."
#274 "The Bowtie Is Very Inconspicuous"
#275 "Keeper of the Baby Grand"
#276 "Planar Chaos Prerelease Primer"
#277 "2006 Garfies, Part 1"
#278 "2006 Garfies, Part 2"
#279 "2006 Garfies, Part 3"
#280 "2006 Garfies, Part 4"
#281 "Trust Only Yourself. And Thomas."
#282 "He Meant One
Dozen
"
#283 "Mago Killed It For Rules Reasons"
#284 "Future Sights of Future Sight"
#285 "Foreign Words"
#286 "He Makes An Excellent Point"
#287 "Instant Gratification"
#288 "He's A Shrewd One"
Finals Week Again
#289 "UGM: Alternate Reality"
#290 "The Differences Are Subtle"
#291 "Animal Cruelty Laws, Mainly"
#292 "I Can Tell By Some Of The Pixels"
#293 "Also, Can I Have Your Job?"
#294 "The UGM Color Pie: White"
#295 "The UGM Color Pie: Blue"
#296 "The UGM Color Pie: Black"
#297 "The UGM Color Pie: Red"
#298 "The UGM Color Pie: Green"
#299 "He Doesn't Like To Talk About It"
#300 "Because It's Tax-Deductible"
#301 "To Whom It May Concern"
#302 "Some Things Shouldn't Be Shared"
#303 "PSA: BS"
#304 "Think Gobhobbler Rats"
#305 "Which Ten Would You Choose?"
#306 "Who Really Likes Auras Anyway?"
#307 "Mixed Mori-phors"
#308 "The Truth Comes Out"
#309 "Nice Goatee For A Seven-Year-Old"
#310 "Problem Solved"
#311 "And The Deadbolt"
#312 "He Made That Last One Up"
#313 "Fanboy's Getting Angry"
#314 "First Rule of Pit-Fighting"
#315 "You Mean 'Batshit Insane' "
#316 "Protein Hulk"
#317 "An Unexpected Delivery"
#318 "He's Certainly Got Spirit"
#319 "A Fitting Fate"
#320 "All the Commons, Too"
#321 "They Call Him The Prince"
#322 "It's Uncanny"
#323 "Once In A Lifetime"
#324 "Decomposing In The Bushes"
#325 "I Think He's Lying"
#326 "Approaching Critical Mass"
#327 "OR MAYBE BOTH"
#328 "Plan B is Squire-Control"
#329 "Talk About Luck"
#330 "Spoken Sheepishly"
#331 "Oracle Changes Rule"
#332 "Guest Comic: UGM vs MTG"
#333 "Magic Game Day"
#334 "Guest Comic: Imperiosaur"
#335 "Guest Comic: Two Little Dryad Arbors"
#336 "Time For Compromise?"
#337 "From A Deep Sleep"
#338 "Breaking Down The Barrier"
#339 "Crushing Sideboard Tech"
#340 "Except With Hatred And Strife"
#341 "Draft And Drink Draft"
#342 "It's A Clearance Sale!"
#343 "Refreshment Triumphant"
#344 "Debates, Desires, and Doomsaying"
#345 "A Unique Perspective On The Sport"
#346 "The Similarities"
#347 "The Hot, New Face of Controversy"
#348 "A Beef About Beef"
#349 "The Gibberish Is A Metaphor"
#350 "Bros Before 'ggros"
#351 "Health Risks Were Considered"
#352 "Also: Mime Speaker?"
#353 "The Type-Line Mystery"
#354 "A Frightening Implement"
#355 "Fudgey Sludge-Nudger Was Rejected"
#356 "Also: Not Mime Speaker"
#357 "Justice Served"
#358 "It Means 'Haha Made You Look'"
#359 "This Is Actually True"
#360 "Next Up: Phagetouch"
#361 "Here, Take My Crown"
#362 "And Shards of Glass"
#363 "From Desperation, Enthusiasm"
#364 "Disqualifications"
#365 "He's a Shoe-In"
#366 "The Costume Worked, Though"
#367 "The Deliciousness Is Distracting"
#368 "Fanboy Is Excessively Negative"
"Finals Week..."
#369 "Vintage Players Are Outraged"
#370 "Like They're Popcorn"
#371 "An Equally Valid Point"
#372 "Also Available: Tarmogoyf Edition"
#373 "Did You Bring Your Parachute?"
#374 "Well, The Keeper Helped"
#375 "Our Quota of Violence"
#376 "Yes, That's His Ring"
#377 "Morningtide is HOT!"
#378 "Alternative Draft Formats"
#379 "Yes, It's Self-Descriptive"
#380 "Happy Holidays 2007"
#381 "I Call These 'Crap-manteaux'"
#382 "A Visual Comparison"
"Gahhh."
#383 "All This And More!"
#384 "Love + Love = Superlove"
#385 "Even Uncommon Is A Stretch"
#386 "Hit Him With A Dictionary!"
#387 "2007 Garfies, Part 1"
#388 "2007 Garfies, Part 2"
#389 "2007 Garfies, Part 3"
#390 "2007 Garfies, Part 4"
"Being Sick Is Awesome!"
#391 "Origins of the Tech, Part I"
#392 "Origins of the Tech, Part II"
#393 "Origins of the Tech, Part III"
#394 "UGM Evening News"
"And again."
#395 "Oh Boy, Genetic Engineering!"
"Taking a Sabbatical"
#396 "An Offer He Couldn't Pass"
#397 "Hello My Name Is: The Reaper King"
#398 "Formerly: The Greeter King"
#399 "A Lengthy List"
#400 "Call For Help!"
#401 "Six-Year-Olds Cuss Best"
#402 "They're In His Brain, Too"
#403 "That Mullet Suits Him"
#404 "Based On A True Story"
#405 "Someone Here Is Lying"
#406 "Turing Test, Or Idiot Filter?"
#407 "Mysteries Revealed"
#408 "Further Mysteries Revealed"
#409 "Quite Guttural Indeed"
#410 "Ty's Shadowmoor Preview Review I"
#411 "Benefits Include Stalk Options"
#412 "The Word On The Street"
#413 "He Always Carries That List"
#414 "Where Does It Stop?"
#415 "Ranting To A Brick Wall"
#416 "A Lesson Is Learned"
#417 "Deadly Death"
#418 "The Spark, Part I"
#419 "The Spark, Part II"
#420 "The Spark, Part III"
#421 "The Spark, Part IV"
#422 "Yes, He Has Four Arms"
#423 "The Lost Eventide Ads"
#424 "The Man In Green"
#425 "Irrefutable Certainty"
#426 "Tim Willoughby Presents"
#427 "Counting To One Hundred"
#428 "A Dwindling Resource"
#429 "Maro's Compromise"
#430 "The Downside of Celebrity"
#431 "Best Laid Plans of Brains and Men"
#432 "Alara, Land of Excess"
#433 "Ugh, I Hate Mumblers"
"Thoughts on the Invitational"
#434 "Alternate Reality, Part I"
#435 "Alternate Reality, Part II"
#436 "Alternate Reality, Part III"
#437 "Alternate Reality, Part IV"
#438 "Alternate Reality, Part V"
#439 "On The Subject Of Kilobytes"
#440 "Graveyard? Eww."
#441 "Parrots, Not So Much"
#442 "Supply And Demand"
#443 "You Make The Comic!"
#444 "You Make The Comic - DJ Samurai"
#445 "Thoughts On Alara"
#446 "Case (Not) In Point"
#447 "Infidelity, Part I"
#448 "Infidelity, Part II"
#449 "Infidelity, Part III"
#450 "Infidelity, Part IV"
#451 "Infidelity, Part V"
#452 "Vigilante Hobbyist"
#453 "Crunchy and Competitive!"
#454 "Just Friggin Vote"
#455 "Dragon Elves N' Toast"
#456 "Just Wait For Space-Edition"
#457 "Guest Comic: Broadswords FTW"
#458 "Guest Comic: What's Worse It That It's Part of a Cycle"
#459 "Guest Comic: Fanboy's Video Podcast"
#460 "Guest Comic: Dirty Jokes and GPs"
#461 "Guest Comic: Trial and Error"
#462 "Guest Comic: Rock, Paper, Broadsword - Metagame"
#463 "Guest Comic: Good, Bad, and Ugly"
#464 "A Lesson Is Learned, Part II"
#465 "On Hell's Computer"
#466 "How To Deliver Good News"
#467 "The New Literary Device"
#468 "Baking With Spite"
#469 "The Diplomat From Hell"
#470 "Happy Birthday, Timmy"
#471 "A Fleeting Hint of Sincerity"